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The Story so far.... As everyone knows, Falzone-Buzukhov Family Circus known great tragedy, from near destruction 1906 San Francisco earthquake when circus burnt to crisp, to Las Vegas 2014 anus-fucker-horribilus!!! when Vegas Nocturne kaput Douchbank SAY NO MORE GREENBACK, to disaster at Burnr Man 2018 when the Fal-B patriarch/creative visionary/ important – RINGMASTER~!!! – Alphonse Falzone-Buzukhov (Alfy) was no-show-up (fuker) and family resort to traveling playboy/flaneur, NO FUKING TALENT!!! as Ringmeister (2nd fuker). Sorry BurnR Man. 2019 Please forgive….
Dearest reader – you recall 2018’s presentation under management of Daveed Falzone – aka – “The Buzzy One.” True to name, Daveed ‘buzzed off’ to shack in Byron Bay, Australia, where he works circus tricks in cinema bathtub, and retraining as ‘popcorn chef.’ BIG MONEY.
2019 BURNR MAN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!!
Just when you think FB Circus finally fukered, another FINAL!!! family member stepped up to take responsibility resurrecting famous~glorious institution to former place atop world of la cirque. Anastasia [Anna] Karenina-Boozukhov, recently arrived from St. Petersberg, said she make her sick to pit stomach at America like mouldy perogi, having watched all 23 of traveling circuses that entertain the masses. “What sort of shitski-show America become ?? Is it because they are sick being entertained by reality man Drumpf? My family knows Drumpf – mafia told us “hire Drumpf” in 80’s as ringmaster, after Russians takeover kaput beach casinos. Best Syberian Snow Leopard wig VERY EXPENSIVE!!! HE STOLE!!! (3rd fuker)”
ANNA IS COMING!!! Burnr Man 2019 to save circus. “I have borrowed from Mexican Family Circus brand new second hand tent (please don’t write) and will be doing Curkishitshow dinna show – with dinna and best acrobat. NO ACROFAT-SO!!! So come have dinna with the artists, see show. Then Vodka and famous discoman SLAV!!! And more dinna. MORE VODKA!!! NO SILK ACT!!! NO LE JUGGLER MAN BORE YOU FUKING SLEEP!!!!!”
Anna is planning four shows only “BLACK ROCK CITY FOLLIES” performed 10pm or thereabouts from Tuesday August 27th to 30st. Dinna from 8:30pm. Only. Venue: Falzone Glitterloft; AVENUE A and 3:30
Questions to alfonso@falzonebuzukhov.com - he hopeless, so do not expect polite reply. Or reply. Bounce. Maybe malware.
ALL DETAILS falzonefuzukhov.ru which OUT OF DATE.
THIS IS TOTAL SELLOUT!!!!
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Anastasia Karenina Boozhukov
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